Five Word Race Reports
Don’t have time to write a long race report? Don’t have time to read one? This is the place for you. Add your own five word race report and share it with the group. Ready, go!
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Don’t have time to write a long race report? Don’t have time to read one? This is the place for you. Add your own five word race report and share it with the group. Ready, go!
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Apparently 56.4 not 50 k.
Wonderful. Evil. Smiles. Tears. Alabama.
I’ll just walk this section
Beautiful trails, great vibe; buckle!!!
Once again, the course wins.
Fairytale trails, big views, pickles.
Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock
speedy meadow run birdhouse prizes
Sketchy trails, scantily flagged; fun!
Like North Face, only harder
Only way out is through
Please God, make it stop!
Running the Devil’s Path is hell!!
Too much snow to finish
Again, Dancing Rock Course Wins!
Flat, hot, repeat circuit 10x
Hot, fast, scary. And beer!
No more first-year races.
Even morefun than I remembered
Stinging bees and tender knees
Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun
Mark would love this course.
Harder than childbirth; no epidural
Pemi: harder than R2R2R
Gnarliest trail I’ve ever run
“Type two fun” for sure
Really?! Shit. Really?! Shit. Really??!!
Totally fucking brutal and treacherous.
What were we even thinking?!??
Run. Walk. Run. Eat. Repeat.
Now I need a nap.
Fun for the whole family
Stairs up and down waterfalls
Thank God I didn’t die.
Much hills, many mud, BUGS
TIMP: Why at mile 28?????????
Loop mudfest did not disappoint!
Six rain showers. Many loops.
(They tell me) it’s beautiful
Too cold. Then too hot.
What’s with all that mud?
Damn, my husband beat me.
For fleet footed rockhoppers only
Worst “highest point” view ever.
Surprisingly technical. Also: THE BEES!
LONG. Great chicken soup, though!
Gnarly mud best Catskills view
Stunning Running Bikes Be Damned
Fun gimmick, easy, friendly, snacks!
Muddy puddles and uphill struggles
It’s all uphill from here.
Consider choosing a different race
Run, puke, sh*t, friends, finish.
Technical. Beautiful. Fun. Timp Pass.
Holy fook! Stuck! Need poles!