Five Word Race Reports

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Gregory Boland
October 8, 2024 at 12:40 pm
Bigfoot 200
Easier with sleep, still difficult!

Rating: 5 / 5
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Todd Henrich
October 4, 2024 at 10:08 am
Jigger Johnson 100m
Starts hard and gets harder

Rating: 3 / 5
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LeeModerator
September 1, 2024 at 1:17 pm
Great Range Traverse
The body count was excessive

Rating: 2 / 5
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Todd Henrich
August 8, 2024 at 11:44 am
Jigger Johnson 100m
Really? Again? No f’ing way.

Rating: 3 / 5
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Chris DeMuth Jr
June 27, 2024 at 5:29 pm
Ultra X Azores
Apparently 56.4 not 50 k.

Rating: 5 / 5
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Todd Henrich
November 13, 2023 at 9:15 am
Pinhoti 100
Wonderful. Evil. Smiles. Tears. Alabama.

Rating: 5 / 5
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Kevin Rader
June 26, 2023 at 3:10 pm
Manitou's Revenge
I’ll just walk this section

Rating: 5 / 5
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Claudia B Kraut
June 7, 2023 at 1:42 pm
Falling Water 100k
Beautiful trails, great vibe; buckle!!!

Rating: 5 / 5
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Lee Willett
December 20, 2022 at 4:29 pm
Dancing Rock 50k 2022
Once again, the course wins.

Rating: 5 / 5
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Claudia Kraut
October 24, 2022 at 6:01 pm
Bimblers Bluff 50k
Fairytale trails, big views, pickles.

Rating: 5 / 5
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Kevin Rader
October 7, 2022 at 11:00 am
Cat's Tail Trail Marathon
Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock

Rating: 5 / 5
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Todd Henrich
September 19, 2022 at 6:16 pm
North Salem Race for Open Space
speedy meadow run birdhouse prizes

Rating: 5 / 5
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Ted L.
May 22, 2022 at 2:17 pm
Highlands Trail Festival 50 miler
Sketchy trails, scantily flagged; fun!

Rating: 4 / 5
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Kevin
May 9, 2022 at 8:46 am
Big Bear SquaTCh North
Like North Face, only harder

Rating: 5 / 5
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Greg Boland
October 16, 2021 at 12:55 pm
Rock the Ridge 50 miler challenge
Only way out is through

Rating: 5 / 5
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LeeModerator
September 28, 2021 at 9:38 am
Pine Creek 100m
Please God, make it stop!

Rating: 5 / 5
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Dennis Noskin
August 10, 2021 at 12:55 am
Running the Devil’s Path is hell!!

Rating: 5 / 5
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Lee
December 29, 2020 at 5:23 pm
Dancing Rock Run 2020
Too much snow to finish

Rating: 5 / 5
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Lee
December 29, 2020 at 5:16 pm
Dancing Rock Run 2020
Again, Dancing Rock Course Wins!

Rating: 5 / 5
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Jeff
January 20, 2020 at 2:31 pm
Long Haul 100
Flat, hot, repeat circuit 10x

Rating: 3 / 5
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Ted listokin
November 16, 2019 at 11:34 am
JAVELINA JUNDRED 100K
Hot, fast, scary. And beer!

Rating: 5 / 5
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LeeModerator
October 30, 2019 at 10:03 am
Midstate Massive 100m
No more first-year races.

Rating: 1 / 5
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Todd Henrich
October 24, 2019 at 9:38 am
Run the Farm
Even morefun than I remembered

Rating: 5 / 5
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Kevin Rader
October 14, 2019 at 10:48 am
Paine to Pain
Stinging bees and tender knees

Rating: 5 / 5
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Todd
October 1, 2019 at 1:20 pm
Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun

Rating: 5 / 5
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Tom Curley
September 30, 2019 at 8:28 pm
Sarah Bishop Bushwhack
Mark would love this course.

Rating: 5 / 5
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Claudia
July 15, 2019 at 6:32 am
Pemi Loop
Harder than childbirth; no epidural

Rating: 4 / 5
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Claudia
July 14, 2019 at 10:05 pm
Pemi Loop
Pemi: harder than R2R2R

Rating: 4 / 5
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Claudia
July 14, 2019 at 10:04 pm
Pemi Loop
Gnarliest trail I’ve ever run

Rating: 4 / 5
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Claudia
July 14, 2019 at 10:03 pm
Pemi Loop
“Type two fun” for sure

Rating: 4 / 5
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Claudia
July 14, 2019 at 10:03 pm
Pemi Loop
Really?! Shit. Really?! Shit. Really??!!

Rating: 4 / 5
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Claudia
July 14, 2019 at 10:02 pm
Pemi Loop
Totally fucking brutal and treacherous.

Rating: 3 / 5
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Claudia
July 14, 2019 at 10:01 pm
Pemi Loop
What were we even thinking?!??

Rating: 3 / 5
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LeeModerator
June 26, 2019 at 1:20 pm
Mountain Lakes Backyard Ultra
Run. Walk. Run. Eat. Repeat.

Rating: 5 / 5
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Chris DeMuth Jr
June 25, 2019 at 3:01 pm
Mountain Lakes Backyard Ultra
Now I need a nap.

Rating: 5 / 5
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Todd Henrich
June 10, 2019 at 4:19 pm
A Mild Sprain
Fun for the whole family

Rating: 5 / 5
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Jeff
June 3, 2019 at 7:44 am
Cayuga Trails 50 Miler
Stairs up and down waterfalls

Rating: 5 / 5
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Doron
May 7, 2019 at 10:11 am
North Face: Bear Mountain Half Marathon
Thank God I didn’t die.

Rating: 4 / 5
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Claudia
May 5, 2019 at 7:32 am
Bear Mtn 50k; North Face Endurance Challenge
Much hills, many mud, BUGS

Rating: 5 / 5
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Claudia
May 5, 2019 at 7:31 am
Bear Mtn 50k; North Face Endurance Challenge
TIMP: Why at mile 28?????????

Rating: 5 / 5
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Lee Willett
May 1, 2019 at 4:58 pm
Leatherman’s Loop
Loop mudfest did not disappoint!

Rating: 5 / 5
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Claudia
April 1, 2019 at 11:19 pm
Castle to River 50k
Six rain showers. Many loops.

Rating: 4 / 5
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Todd
December 21, 2018 at 9:19 pm
Lookout Mountain 50M
(They tell me) it’s beautiful

Rating: 5 / 5
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Chris DeMuth Jr
November 12, 2018 at 12:10 pm
Raven Rocks
Too cold. Then too hot.

Rating: 5 / 5
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Lee
October 22, 2018 at 10:20 am
Run The Farm 2018
What’s with all that mud?

Rating: 5 / 5
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Maria Vlasak
October 12, 2018 at 10:00 am
Pfalz Point 10-Mile Challenge
Damn, my husband beat me.

Rating: 5 / 5
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Ted L
October 7, 2018 at 10:22 pm
Worlds End 100K
For fleet footed rockhoppers only

Rating: 5 / 5
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Tom
October 7, 2018 at 6:43 pm
Sarah Bishop Bushwhack, 10k
Worst “highest point” view ever.

Rating: 5 / 5
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Tom
October 7, 2018 at 6:42 pm
Where the Pavement Ends, 5M
Surprisingly technical. Also: THE BEES!

Rating: 4 / 5
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Tom
October 7, 2018 at 6:41 pm
Harricana Du Canada, 125K
LONG. Great chicken soup, though!

Rating: 5 / 5
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Jeff K
October 4, 2018 at 8:26 am
Car’s Tail Trail Marathon
Gnarly mud best Catskills view

Rating: 5 / 5
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Gene Leeds
October 1, 2018 at 10:51 pm
Vermont 50k
Stunning Running Bikes Be Damned

Rating: 5 / 5
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Claudia Rimerman
September 29, 2018 at 7:53 pm
Squatchung Surprise
Fun gimmick, easy, friendly, snacks!

Rating: 5 / 5
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Kevin Rader
September 29, 2018 at 6:53 pm
2018 Cat’s Tail Trail Marathon
Muddy puddles and uphill struggles

Rating: 5 / 5
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Veronica
September 26, 2018 at 6:20 am
Battle at Bristol Mountain 50k
It’s all uphill from here.

Rating: 5 / 5
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Anonymous
September 24, 2018 at 3:31 pm
Febapple 50
Consider choosing a different race

Rating: 1 / 5
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Joe c
September 24, 2018 at 3:09 pm
Mighty Mosquito 99 (104.1 Miles)
Run, puke, sh*t, friends, finish.

Rating: 5 / 5
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Jeffrey K
September 24, 2018 at 2:31 pm
North Face Bear 50 Miler
Technical. Beautiful. Fun. Timp Pass.

Rating: 5 / 5
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Lee
September 24, 2017 at 1:14 pm
Harricana Du Canada, 125K
Holy fook! Stuck! Need poles!

Rating: 5 / 5
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