Five Word Race Reports
Don’t have time to write a long race report? Don’t have time to read one? This is the place for you. Add your own five word race report and share it with the group. Ready, go!
December 23, 2024
December 23, 2024
Don’t have time to write a long race report? Don’t have time to read one? This is the place for you. Add your own five word race report and share it with the group. Ready, go!
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Bigfoot 200
Easier with sleep, still difficult!
Rating: 5 / 5
Jigger Johnson 100m
Starts hard and gets harder
Rating: 3 / 5
Great Range Traverse
The body count was excessive
Rating: 2 / 5
Jigger Johnson 100m
Really? Again? No f’ing way.
Rating: 3 / 5
Ultra X Azores
Apparently 56.4 not 50 k.
Rating: 5 / 5
Pinhoti 100
Wonderful. Evil. Smiles. Tears. Alabama.
Rating: 5 / 5
Manitou's Revenge
I’ll just walk this section
Rating: 5 / 5
Falling Water 100k
Beautiful trails, great vibe; buckle!!!
Rating: 5 / 5
Dancing Rock 50k 2022
Once again, the course wins.
Rating: 5 / 5
Bimblers Bluff 50k
Fairytale trails, big views, pickles.
Rating: 5 / 5
Cat's Tail Trail Marathon
Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock
Rating: 5 / 5
North Salem Race for Open Space
speedy meadow run birdhouse prizes
Rating: 5 / 5
Highlands Trail Festival 50 miler
Sketchy trails, scantily flagged; fun!
Rating: 4 / 5
Big Bear SquaTCh North
Like North Face, only harder
Rating: 5 / 5
Rock the Ridge 50 miler challenge
Only way out is through
Rating: 5 / 5
Pine Creek 100m
Please God, make it stop!
Rating: 5 / 5
Running the Devil’s Path is hell!!
Rating: 5 / 5
Dancing Rock Run 2020
Too much snow to finish
Rating: 5 / 5
Dancing Rock Run 2020
Again, Dancing Rock Course Wins!
Rating: 5 / 5
Long Haul 100
Flat, hot, repeat circuit 10x
Rating: 3 / 5
JAVELINA JUNDRED 100K
Hot, fast, scary. And beer!
Rating: 5 / 5
Midstate Massive 100m
No more first-year races.
Rating: 1 / 5
Run the Farm
Even morefun than I remembered
Rating: 5 / 5
Paine to Pain
Stinging bees and tender knees
Rating: 5 / 5
Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun
Rating: 5 / 5
Sarah Bishop Bushwhack
Mark would love this course.
Rating: 5 / 5
Pemi Loop
Harder than childbirth; no epidural
Rating: 4 / 5
Pemi Loop
Pemi: harder than R2R2R
Rating: 4 / 5
Pemi Loop
Gnarliest trail I’ve ever run
Rating: 4 / 5
Pemi Loop
“Type two fun” for sure
Rating: 4 / 5
Pemi Loop
Really?! Shit. Really?! Shit. Really??!!
Rating: 4 / 5
Pemi Loop
Totally fucking brutal and treacherous.
Rating: 3 / 5
Pemi Loop
What were we even thinking?!??
Rating: 3 / 5
Mountain Lakes Backyard Ultra
Run. Walk. Run. Eat. Repeat.
Rating: 5 / 5
Mountain Lakes Backyard Ultra
Now I need a nap.
Rating: 5 / 5
A Mild Sprain
Fun for the whole family
Rating: 5 / 5
Cayuga Trails 50 Miler
Stairs up and down waterfalls
Rating: 5 / 5
North Face: Bear Mountain Half Marathon
Thank God I didn’t die.
Rating: 4 / 5
Bear Mtn 50k; North Face Endurance Challenge
Much hills, many mud, BUGS
Rating: 5 / 5
Bear Mtn 50k; North Face Endurance Challenge
TIMP: Why at mile 28?????????
Rating: 5 / 5
Leatherman’s Loop
Loop mudfest did not disappoint!
Rating: 5 / 5
Castle to River 50k
Six rain showers. Many loops.
Rating: 4 / 5
Lookout Mountain 50M
(They tell me) it’s beautiful
Rating: 5 / 5
Raven Rocks
Too cold. Then too hot.
Rating: 5 / 5
Run The Farm 2018
What’s with all that mud?
Rating: 5 / 5
Pfalz Point 10-Mile Challenge
Damn, my husband beat me.
Rating: 5 / 5
Worlds End 100K
For fleet footed rockhoppers only
Rating: 5 / 5
Sarah Bishop Bushwhack, 10k
Worst “highest point” view ever.
Rating: 5 / 5
Where the Pavement Ends, 5M
Surprisingly technical. Also: THE BEES!
Rating: 4 / 5
Harricana Du Canada, 125K
LONG. Great chicken soup, though!
Rating: 5 / 5
Car’s Tail Trail Marathon
Gnarly mud best Catskills view
Rating: 5 / 5
Vermont 50k
Stunning Running Bikes Be Damned
Rating: 5 / 5
Squatchung Surprise
Fun gimmick, easy, friendly, snacks!
Rating: 5 / 5
2018 Cat’s Tail Trail Marathon
Muddy puddles and uphill struggles
Rating: 5 / 5
Battle at Bristol Mountain 50k
It’s all uphill from here.
Rating: 5 / 5
Febapple 50
Consider choosing a different race
Rating: 1 / 5
Mighty Mosquito 99 (104.1 Miles)
Run, puke, sh*t, friends, finish.
Rating: 5 / 5
North Face Bear 50 Miler
Technical. Beautiful. Fun. Timp Pass.
Rating: 5 / 5
Harricana Du Canada, 125K
Holy fook! Stuck! Need poles!
Rating: 5 / 5
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